10. It's time to get up. Tee time is in 15 minutes and it’s a 30 minute drive.
9. I think we are out of beer and I know we are out of toilet paper.
8. Did we leave him at the bar?
7. There's no gas in the boat
6. Let’s see what happens if I throw this on the fire
5. Don't mess with me…I played hockey
4. Glad I brought my lifejacket…never thought I would see a boat actually sink…we are total idiots
3. Jägermeister shots for everyone!
2. I love you man (To be honest this is one you sometimes like to hear)
1. I just saw a skunk in the yard and let your dog out when I came inside.